Friday, December 26, 2008

I am Lauren, stocking enthusiast


For some reason, this Christmas, every time I have either said or heard something about stockings (the Christmas kind, of course) images of translucent nude colored stockings seen only on the legs of little old ladies have come to mind. This is a new thing for me, and it has been slightly troubling. I have always been one to express my enthusiasm for Christmas stockings, so this year, every time I gush "Oh I just LOVE stockings!" I can't help but feel the necessity to clarify- Christmas stockings or stocking stuffers. Maybe it is just that I'm getting older and am more aware of the things I say, or maybe it has something to do with my awareness of the origins of Christmas stockings... but all of this is irrelevant to the fact that I just LOVE stockings! (this is just me clarifying my intended use of the word "stocking", and justifying/explaining this clarification...)

Anyway... I will say it again... I just LOVE stockings!! I don't know how stockings are stuffed in other households, but at my house, they are ALWAYS something to look forward to. Slowly unpacking a stocking, full of many miniature goodies, is, in my opinion, the best way to kick off a merry Christmas morning. One of the things that makes stockings so special in my house is that the majority of the stocking stuffers are wrapped, adding to the suspense and excitement.

Our stockings are stuffed with more than just pez dispensers and candy canes (though, throughout the years, these items have often been included). Anything small enough to fit into the stocking ought to be stuffed. Common stocking stuffers have included make-up, nail polish, tweezers, fragrances, socks, panties, pens, gift cards, cash, mints, gum, chocolate, and the like. Thrilling, is it not?

How are stockings stuffed in your home? Does Santa know you as well as he seems to know me? For some reason he always know juuuuust what to give me.

It occurred to me yesterday that stockings are simply too wonderful to happen only once a year. When I have kids, I am going to start a birthday stocking tradition! Perhaps, since birthday stockings aren't (yet) mass marketed as are Christmas stockings, we will have to use the old lady version instead.

2 comments:

Lauren Beth Glaser said...

Lauren, let's be frank here. There will be no buying of stockings, whether they are for Christmases or birthdays. You will knit them, duh! <3

Kristen Gehrman said...

I like the reader participation addition to your post. A good way to connect with the blogosphere.

In my family's holiday tradition, we have also incorporated the thrill of stockings (the christmas kind). The hang above our fireplace all season, but on Christmas morning they are usually sitting on the hearth. They are too laden with chocolates, nailpolishes, fragrances, money, giftcards, and the like to hang. However, we do not wrap each individual item. They are just stuffed inside senza paper. Did you know that I have met people who don't wrap ANY christmas presents?! They just prop them up under the tree. That is nothing but laziness.